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Someone has said that the shortest distance between two people is a smile. Laughter is internal jogging. It changes the physiology of the cell. You increase antibodies, relax muscles, reduce blood pressure, release immune boosters, and improve ventilation. Laughter is the physical reaction consisting typically of rhythmical, often audible contractions of the diaphragm and other parts of the respiratory system. It is a response to external or internal stimuli. Being tickled and humorous stories create laughter. Nurture your laughter and sense of humor.✞

Green WheelbarrowWhen is a Christian like a wheelbarrow?
When he won't move and needs to be pushed!

When is a Christian like a bicycle?
When she's being steered in the Lord's direction!

A Joke = A Smile

Two Men's Wrist WatchesWhen is a Christian like a wristwatch?
When she's timely and her hands are busy working!

When is a Christian like a balloon?
When he's so full of his own importance that he's ready to pop!

"The Toolbox for [Busy] Pastors" adds. "Your emotional well-being is at the base of the way you approach life on a day-to-day basis. It is a filter and safety net. It can give you the stability to function whatever the situation. Work on it, share it, give it a chance."

"Funny Christian Jokes"
by Ron Meacock © 1982-2019

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