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Blue Postage Stamp

Christians are encouraged to be cheerful despite all that is going on around them. Proverbs 15.15 reads, "All the days of the oppressed are wretched, but the cheerful heart has a continual feast." Later Proverbs 17.22 adds, "A cheerful heart is a good medicine, but a crushed spirit dries up the bones." Smile and be happy for a cheerful heart is like a continual feast and good medicine! You may ask "How does Moses make his coffee?" The answer is "Hebrews it." Or again "Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?" The answer is "Samson. He brought the house down".

Blue Postage StampHere's a thought. When is a Christian like a postage stamp?
When he sticks where he's put and goes where he's sent!

Gold Ring

Gold RingWhen is a Christian like a gold ring?
When she's bought with a price and shines all over!

Moon above TreesWhen is a Christian like the moon?
When she reflects the light from the Son!

American CoinWhen is a Christian like a coin?
When he realizes his value and bears the image of his sovereign!

Portable RadioWhen is a Christian like a radio?
When he's tuned in and makes sweet music for God.

"Clean Christian Jokes"
by Ron Meacock © 1982-2019

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